About Me

I'm Marvin

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I'm just a guy who happens to have a gift for interpreting mens texts and whatsapps. I don't see it as a gift as to me it seems blatantly obvious but to the countless relationship crisis and engagements that I have managed to avert over recent years, my friends would say otherwise. 

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MartianTranslate.com is the culmination of a 10 year procrastination. I can genuinely say that if I had a pound for every time i said I would set this up I would probably have 50 quid which would be nice. 

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But now I have ..............So please try me

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And if you think that I have helped then please tell your friends. This is a start up situation for me so I am working on word of mouth initially and feel free to share my blog. 

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 Many thanks and Much Love (eventually)

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Marvin x