You know the one......
The one that you have typed furiously in a rage against a message that you didn't like
Or maybe it is the one that you are about to send because you didn't get a message.
He read it. You got 2 blue ticks. But then .......nothing
STOP!
Take a breath...
Talk to Marvin. He can help.
That's me by the way. And no Marvin isn't my real name. I'm just a guy who happens to have a gift for interpreting bloke texts and whatsapps. I don't see it as a gift as to me it seems blatantly obvious but to the countless relationship crisis and engagements that I have managed to avert over recent years, my friends constantly say otherwise.
Love is complicated when we come from 2 separate planets
Guys don't understand Venusian. They also don't understand why we keep getting in trouble for not being able to understand what you're thinking. We guess most of the time. and most of the time we get it wrong.
That's why you need martiantranslate.com
MartianTranslate.com is the culmination of a 10 year procrastination. I can genuinely say that if I had a pound for every time i said I would set this up I would probably have 50 quid which would be nice.
But now I have
And I am here to help you finally speak Martian.
So, before you send that text. Just ask Marvin.
What have u got to lose?
M x x
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